February 2012
13 posts
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
January 2012
33 posts
Watchnick and i have several bands, all of which are totally legit and magnificent. here’s the first song from our improv a cappella band: untitled by snart nudler (that’s “soon noodles” in danish). we recorded it in august on the floor of nick’s apartment, and we’ve decided to release it for FREE in this UNEDITED video because we LOVE you.
you are very welcome.
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.”
– Anaïs Nin (via tiportiff)
on quitting danish
as a new resident of denmark, i’m entitled to 3 years of free language instruction from the government. i thought that sounded great, but then i went to a lesson and realized it’s probably free because no one in their right mind would spend money to learn this. the lessons are twice a week from 5:30 to 8:30, and each semester is 5 months. apparently you need 5 semesters to achieve...
6-word short stories
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
holy fuck, this is crazypants →
a new facebook app lets you say goodbye after you die.
it posts your pre-created farewell messages once a “trustee” confirms your death.
via PSFK: http://www.psfk.com/2012/01/facebook-death-app.html#ixzz1j4Gpkoc
on wearing high heels
most-awkward-moments:
What I feel like:
What I actually look like:
December 2011
30 posts
