April 2012
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March 2012
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WatchWatch
so good.
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“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin  (via inotrope)
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February 2012
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WatchWatch
this is the story of two people who met, fell in like, and made the commitment to forge a relationship in spite of living on different continents.
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
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January 2012
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nick and i have several bands, all of which are totally legit and magnificent. here’s the first song from our improv a cappella band: untitled by snart nudler (that’s “soon noodles” in danish). we recorded it in august on the floor of nick’s apartment, and we’ve decided to release it for FREE in this UNEDITED video because we LOVE you. you are very welcome.
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“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.”
– Anaïs Nin (via tiportiff)
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on quitting danish
as a new resident of denmark, i’m entitled to 3 years of free language instruction from the government. i thought that sounded great, but then i went to a lesson and realized it’s probably free because no one in their right mind would spend money to learn this. the lessons are twice a week from 5:30 to 8:30, and each semester is 5 months. apparently you need 5 semesters to achieve...
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6-word short stories
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
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holy fuck, this is crazypants →
a new facebook app lets you say goodbye after you die. it posts your pre-created farewell messages once a “trustee” confirms your death. via PSFK: http://www.psfk.com/2012/01/facebook-death-app.html#ixzz1j4Gpkoc
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on wearing high heels
most-awkward-moments: What I feel like: What I actually look like:
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