for the second year running, apartment therapy has featured my home in their small/cool contest. see the entry here.
see the 2011 brooklyn entry here.
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happy 1st blogiversary to fuckyeahwhitefloors.tumblr.com, my rarely-mentioned-but-very-much-loved white floor photo blog.
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“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. “For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.” If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen. “They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.” So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, “The creature is regenerating itself.” — George Carlin (via inotrope)
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Oh, God, what did my eyes do so wrong to deserve having to see this? At least now we are all in this together.
Jessica Simpson, seventeen months pregnant, poses naked on the cover of Elle this month, and it is gross, even with all that airbrushing. (Everyone knows this trend should’ve stopped with Demi Moore. Actually, Demi Moore would probably do this better today, and she just got out of rehab.)
In the piece, Jessica worries that her baby (now confirmed to be a girl) will be athletic and will not want to wear Louboutins. Well, lady, you should’ve thought of that before you decided to have a baby with a football player instead of the host of The Sing-Off.
She also says the baby will have a “nontraditional” name: “It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know … why.”
You know, I would say “gag me,” but I already am.
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